Monday, December 15, 2008

Fan Made...

Fan made trailers are inherently shitty for a few reasons. A) There is a very limited amount of footage that can actually be used for them. B) There's only so much you can do with your parents' MacBook. C) The people making them are total douchebags. Enjoy.

Top 5 Stupidest Fan Made Trailers:

5) "Batman: Caped Crusader" a.k.a. "Shadow of the Bat" - Let's make a fake trailer for a Batman movie but show Batman in literally 2 shots. And let's show Philip Seymour Hoffman in a helicopter a bunch of times. Oh, and let's just tint the entire trailer green...because the Riddler wears green. You fuckin' nimrod. Whoever made this should be put to sleep.



4) "Green Lantern Teaser Trailer" - They shouldn't call this a teaser...they should call it a borer. Because it bores me to fucking death. Who on earth would want to watch this movie? The creator of this trailer deserves nothing short of continuous electric shock.



3) "National Treasure 3: The Search for Atlantis" - Wow....I thought the ones above were bad. This reaches completely new levels of shittiness.

Controvercies
Challenges
...and Pride


Someone please track down this guy's IP address and smother him with a pillow.



2) "Jurassic Park IV: The Dinosaur Conquest" - The Dinosaur Conquest? Oh - I thought there were raccoons on the island. And who the fuck is Douglas Hughes?

Dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 million years.
Yet these magnificent beasts live on in our hearts and in our imagination.


I can understand wanting to create a retarded PowerPoint presentation, but do they have to be so fucking poetic about it???



1) "Back to the Future: Part IV" - Dear lord...

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